Confessions of a "Hip" Geek

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Saturday, January 01, 2005

[SmarterChild] I like poo.

(01:05:44) SmarterChild: What do you like, exactly?
(01:05:49) badmiroku: i like poo
(01:05:49) SmarterChild: Wow. That's more than I needed to know.
(01:06:56) badmiroku: i don't like pee
(01:06:57) SmarterChild: I see. You don't like pee, huh? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have told me what they think of pee.
(01:07:22) badmiroku: i like porn
(01:07:23) SmarterChild: Uh... OK...
(01:07:35) badmiroku: i don't like your mom
(01:07:35) SmarterChild: I disagree with you. I like my mom.

(01:08:01) badmiroku: you're gay
(01:08:01) SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
(01:08:13) badmiroku: nah, it doesn't
(01:08:13) SmarterChild: It doesn't, huh? Oh really?
(01:08:23) badmiroku: alright, so then it does matter
(01:08:24) SmarterChild: Alright so then it does matter, huh?
(01:08:26) badmiroku: nope
(01:08:27) SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
(01:08:38) badmiroku: good.
(01:08:38) SmarterChild: Great.

(01:11:52) badmiroku: if i tell you something, will you remember it later?
(01:11:54) SmarterChild: I really don't know.

(01:15:03) badmiroku: what do i like?
(01:15:05) SmarterChild: Linux!
(01:15:31) badmiroku: what else do i like?
(01:15:32) SmarterChild:Hmm... You really like licking yourself.

(01:15:42) SmarterChild: I'm not sure what other things you like. You tell me.
(01:15:50) badmiroku: i like porn
(01:15:51) SmarterChild: I'm sure you'll find many humans who will agree with you.

(01:17:05) badmiroku: what don't i like?
(01:17:06) SmarterChild: Hmm... You don't like Microsoft!
(01:17:16) badmiroku: what else don't i like?
(01:17:17) SmarterChild: Pee.
(01:17:35) badmiroku: what else don't i like?
(01:17:37) SmarterChild: Hmm... You don't like my mom! Hmm... I'm a little bored. Let's not talk about things you don't like any more. What else do you have to say?

(01:27:51) badmiroku: 3
(01:27:51) SmarterChild: 3
(01:27:53) badmiroku: 2
(01:27:53) SmarterChild: 2
(01:27:54) badmiroku: 1
(01:27:54) SmarterChild: 1

(01:30:22) badmiroku: i like licking your mom
(01:30:23) SmarterChild: Interesting! I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of licking my mom!

(01:36:49) badmiroku: what do i like?
(01:36:50) SmarterChild: Licking my mom!

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