Quotes from my Evolutionary Biology Class

Dr. Cordi: The stamen is the male part of a plant. What makes sperm?
Sam: TESTES!
Dr. Cordi: No, not testes, anthers.
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Dr. Cordi: There's one group of chimps that have excessive social sex.
Somebody: So then intelligence must be correlated with sex.
Dr. Cordi: Well maybe they're having fun.
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Dr. Cordi: Can human beings ever evolve wings and fly away?
Sam: Yes!
Dr. Cordi: No. There are genetic restrictions.
Sam: I wanna fly...
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Dr. Cordi: Can trees migrate?
Sam: Yes! They get up and walk.
Dr. Cordi: Well, we have to take that into consideration...