Slow, unfunny day...

Since today is a fairly slow, unfunny day, I'll fill this thing out, in short spurts of humor. Yes, I said "spurts."

1. I miss somebody right now: no, I'm not terribly sentimental
   


2. I don't watch much TV these days: yep, computers pwn my life


3. I love olives: I used to, but I don't eat them much now


4. I love sleeping: hell yes, but usually at odd times, like late night /early morning and afternoons


5. I own lots of books: yep


6. I wear glasses or contact lenses: I look sexier with them


7. I love to play video games: definitely, videogames pwn my life too - unlike that weirdo Ben Dinuly who gave up videogames... liar...


8. I've tried marijuana: nope, drugs are for losers


9. I've watched porn: yeah, but most of it sucks because they make the girls act all slutty - a total turn-off


10. I have been in a threesome: nope, and probably don't want to, because then my attention would have to be divided


11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship: no, Elena was the psycho


12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy: usually, otherwise you've got a lot of lies to keep track of


13. I have acne free skin: it almost looks that way


14. I like and respect Al Sharpton: who the hell is that?


15. I curse frequently: omfgwtfstfuroflmfao, what do you think?


16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year: yeah, cuz I was tired of being a solitary loser


17. I have a hobby: is masturbating a hobby? no, seriously, computers and all things related are my hobbies


18. I've been told I can suck the chromes off a trailer hitch: that would be funny, but no


19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me: I would if I weren't afraid of being caught at school with it - Leathermans are so useful


20. I'm really, really smart: yep, that's what people say, since I got 99th percentile on the PSATs... then again all my CTY friends did the same


21. I've never broken someone's bones: I have - my own


22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal: umm... no comment (following the Pentagon's example)


23. I hate the rain: I like the rain when it's pouring and gusty - that's the best kind of rain


24. I'm paranoid at times: not really


25. I own a 90's pop CD: 90's pop sucks - but my mom owns a Grammy Award CD from somewhere in the 90's


26. I need money right now: who doesn't?


27. I love Sushi: sushi is one of my favorite foods... mmm, and tempura and Indian, French, German, and Italian food...


28. I talk really, really fast sometimes: sometimes but I trip up if I try too hard


29. I am cool: I'd think so, or at least, I hope so


30. I have semi-long hair: longer than semi-long... I'd look like every other Asian kid if it were short


31. I have lost money in Las Vegas: I've lost lots of Rolos (candy) while playing poker, does that count?


32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister: no


33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S: would make an interesting story, but no


34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis: randomly whenever I feel like it


35. I have a twin: would be entertaining, but no


36. I've worn fake eyelashes/nails: no, but I've attempted to paint my nails - it's really hard


37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D: I like caller ID but I'm not that memory deficient


38. I like the way that I look sometimes: I always like the way I look


39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months: good friends I don't lie to, ever


40. I have brown eyes: yes


41. I am usually pessimistic: the glass of milk is twice as big as it should be


42. I have a lot of mood swings: not anymore


43. I think prostitution should be legalized: wouldn't that make a lot of people happy? read Tom Clancy's Without Remorse and you'll see what my opinion is


44. I think Britney Spears is hot: she used to be, before she became a total slut


45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past: babewatching


46. I have a hidden talent: counting in binary on my hand


47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have: some days


48. I think that I'm popular: no, but I'm definitely well-known everywhere I go


49. I am currently single: yep, (un)fortunately


50. I have kissed someone of the same sex: no, but I've hugged someone of the same sex just to irk him


51. I enjoy talking on the phone: no, I'm of the generation that uses the keyboard to communicate


52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants: no, sweatpants are for grinding and for lounging around, not for living


53. I love to shop: for gadgets


54. I would rather shop than eat: vice-versa


55. I would classify myself as ghetto: people who do classify themselves as ghetto are dumb, but I wouldn't say that to their faces


56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders: yes to the second


57. I'm obsessed with my online journal: to my weblog, yes


58. I don't hate anyone: with the exception of my ex


59. I'm a pretty good dancer: yeah, in DDR too


60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington: personally, I couldn't care less


61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother: nah, even though she has funny hair


62. I have a cell phone: I love my cell phone! I've got Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 3, Metal Slug, Collapse, Tetris, and Ms. Pacman on it!


63. I believe in God...or something: no, I gave that up when I gave up the Easter bunny and Santa


64. I watch MTV/Vh1 on a daily basis: only on vacation, when I'm not home


65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months: I don't drink, ever


66. I love drama: not at all


67. I have never been in a real romantic relationship before: I kinda wish that was the case; damnit, I hate my ex


68. I've rejected someone before: yeah, because it was during spanish class and she wasn't pretty enough, and another time because they attacked in a pair


69. I currently have a crush on someone: fuck yes, but you're not gonna find out


70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life: yeah I do, fool around with computers and continue to kick ass in videogames


71. I want to have children in the future: yeah, to kick their asses at videogames


72. I have changed a diaper before: no, that entails having my hands closer to a baby's poo chute than I'm comfortable with


73. I've called the cops on a friend before: my phone did called 911 while it was in my pocket somehow


74. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club: no, but Tom Green is still cool


75. I'm not allergic to anything: just the sun


76. I have a lot to learn: when do you not?


77. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger: that sounds like pedophilia or necrophilia - no thanks


78. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie: who the fuck is Ice Cube?


79. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes: never - all my friends at school are girls because I'm the only guy in Bard... oh wait, that's almost true but not quite. Actually, come to think of it, I'm a little shy around really cute girls unless they initiate the conversation


80. I am online 24/7, even as an away message (wireless...always on): YES I am, and chances are I'll respond, too


81. I have at least 5 away messages saved: saving away messages limits creativity, but I've got a few around for convenience


82. I have tried alcohol or drugs before: no, only dumb or gullible people do drugs


83. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past: no, I'd never do that


84. I own the South Park movie: I wish - but I had a DivX version for awhile


85. I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Live journal: yep, that's happened, like right now


86. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum: what the hell is that? is that like playing doctor? ooh, how kinky!


87. I enjoy some country music: no, country music is doofy


88. I want to beat Britney Spears with a rock for over an hour: 7 and a half minutes, then I'd get bored


89. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza: nope, the best pizza is at Two Boots


90. I watch soap operas whenever I can: no, but I like musicals a lot


91. I have used my sexuality to advance my career: I don't have a career yet


92. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all: he's actually a pretty good singer


93. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story": what's that?


94. Halloween is awesome: except when the goths come out, and the police pat you down for eggs


95. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it: Spongebob is funny, but Patrick is way cooler


96. I have dated a close friend's ex: another one of those unstated rules that I'd rather not cross


97. I'm happy as of this moment: yeah, except that I feel like a loser for not more actively pursuing my crush


98. I was born in the 80's but I am truly a child of the 90's: no, I'm truly a child of the 70's-80's, all the artists I listen to started around then


99. I haven't showered in two days and I like it: once during the summer I didn't shower for a week, just to see how long it would take for my mom to complain


100. I'd rather be in Germany than anywhere else: Germany's cool and all, but I'd rather be in Tokyo


101. I'm obsessed with getting manicures/pedicures: no, that is a little too non-heterosexual, even for me


102. I want to visit Italy either for the first time or again: sure, why not, I like foreign countries, and in Europe, women sunbathe topless


103. I'm one of those types who are easily amused; the stupidest of things can make me laugh: that sounds like me, but I also know quality humor


104. I have cried in the last week: I don't think so, except when something got stuck in my eye, but I guess technically that's not quite crying


105. I have flirted with someone I didn't like just to get something out of it: I flirt with Anna K. a lot for fun - and she's sexy


106. I like at least three British Comedy TV Shows: umm, Monty Python's Flying Circus is all I know


107. I've lived in one place for more than 10 years: yeah, I like where I live, too


108. I have overslept and missed my classes: no, but I've slept during class, and also played Tetris in calculus


109. I've been on TV: yep, for Consumer Reports


110. I listen to music no matter what I am doing: mostly for commuting


111. I yell at the TV when I watch sports: sports bore me - I have to find out when dodgeball is being aired on what channel


112. I miss being homeless: I miss being aimless


113. I am obsessed with WB dramas: not at all


114. I was in a situation where I almost died: I was in a situation where I fell on my ass and it hurt


115. I think that Burger King has the best burgers: no, they have the best fries - Wendy's has the best burgers and chicken nuggets, and McDonalds has the best hash browns


116. I still love my ex: lmfao, are you kidding?


117. I voted: no, but I made up such a good lie that Sasha thought sixteen-year-olds could vote in NY


118. I'm really shy around the same sex sometimes: not at all


119. I am gay/bi and very much proud of whom I am: I can't imagine myself with a guy in that way


120. I sing no matter where I am or whom I am with: I curse no matter where I am or whom I am with


121. I wish I could be somewhere else right now: not really, my bed is pretty damn comfortable


122. I think the Spice Girls are still amazing: the Spice Girls? that washed-up band was almost dumber than Hanson!


123. "Out of the closet" (read #121): nothing to be out of the closet for


124. I procrastinate 24/7: that's me!


125. I am bored!!!: more like zoned out, but sure


126. I am a pathological liar: no, but I'm amazingly talented at it


127. I smoke, or have smoked cigarettes: no, and never will

Now you know a great deal about me. Now answer the questions about yourself and comment on this with a link to your answers, please.
Yay for memes.